Sunday, October 14, 2007
Twice a year our town has Throw Out Day, in which you can put anything no matter how big or ungainly out at the curb and it'll be hauled away (I think acutely toxic things like paint and tires are still excluded). It's tomorrow, so the place looks like hell right now, with piles of stuff everywhere, and roving packs of feral-looking humanoids rummaging around in them. Our son hauled home a huge sack of aluminum bats - the perfect anti-zombie hand-to-hand weapon! I was thrilled! I'll be up to elbows in gore before they bring me down!