Headache and Stomache

Just got done listening to the wife and the neighbor yell at each other, over my son's little tree house, which may or not be on the neighbor's property, and which situation has now escalated to surveyors and the city being called in to settle matters, rather than any more calm, reasonable, less litigious discussion. Going to have a headache and stomache for the rest of the day now. Guess who's not getting my help and expertise during a zombie invasion?