Pheromones

I think that's the only explanation for the two cute, teenage girls at Dunkin' Donuts being so flirtatious with me this afternoon, since it can't be any visual cues. Yes, both young ladies were wearing glasses, but that won't do as an explanation, because they were WEARING them, you see, so unless they both simultaneously need their prescription updated, I think they were seeing clearly (if not sanely).

So, it's all the dusky, primal, scent markers I'm laying down. Must be.