Zombies Chatting!

And having such a nice conversation, too, if in somewhat simple syntax (though I didn't go all the way to dropping articles and using the accusative pronoun, making it into "Tarzan" type speech, which I think just sounds silly):

“He was stupid,” said Lou, though Truman couldn’t see him in the darkness. “They call Lou stupid, but plenty of them are dumber. Talk too much. Talk all big, when they don’t know anything. Another minute and maybe Lou would’ve pulled his chain out of the ground. Go over and help Truman break the little lawyer-man. Tear his stupid arm off. Tasty. Gnaw on it for days and days, just like old times before.”