A Large, Red Ant

Is on the computer monitor. He cleans his atennae. But not with that diabolical, frenzied look and motions that flies always have when they do it with their big-ass bug eyes. Gentler, and slower, like they really need to be clean for some very important task that's coming up, and not just because "I'm a fly and I've just eaten shit and I need to move on to eat more disgusting stuff after I contaminate your CRT and anything else I can." Oh, he wandered off. I hope to sleep. I don't think they do sleep, and I've always felt sorry for them - ants - for how busy they always are.