Jesus Said to Love Your Enemies

I'm trying, Jesus! I'm trying!

I won't ask for an A for effort. Maybe a B-?

I doubt you would've said Michael J. Fox was faking, Jesus.

And I think we both know, if this clown walked by you on a certain Friday afternoon, he'd probably say, "Damn hippie peacenik Feminazi should quit belly achin' and take it like a man! We need more security and order in this Empire!" while his twelve Dittoheads trooped behind him making hooting noises and pumping their fists.