Augustine vs the Zombies?
Think of all the interpretative questions it would solve:
Why's he so down on the flesh? (Seeing flesh w/o Spirit will do that to you!)
Why such a strong sense of original sin and the need for Grace? (Seeing mindless husks of people w/o God will do that!)
Why such a carpe diem attitude in his early life? (Better have fun before you're eaten!)
Why so much guilt? (Better get right with God before the zombies get you!)
Nothing like rainy, dreary days to come up with ideas!