Double Rejection Letters!!

It's like the Doublemint Twins! Except, it's not two gorgeous women in shorts and tank tops! Other than that, the concept is exactly the same!!

The two rejections were for some flash fiction (my first attempt, so I can hardly act surprised or disappointed) and an oddball Biblical story submitted to a pretty big publication (so another one that's not surprising).

Someday I'll be able to follow up Stoker wins with a streak of acceptance letters, and when that happens, I plan on becoming completely insufferable. But until then, I'll drink a tall glass of STFU and slog ahead.