Double Rejection Letters!!
The two rejections were for some flash fiction (my first attempt, so I can hardly act surprised or disappointed) and an oddball Biblical story submitted to a pretty big publication (so another one that's not surprising).
Someday I'll be able to follow up Stoker wins with a streak of acceptance letters, and when that happens, I plan on becoming completely insufferable. But until then, I'll drink a tall glass of STFU and slog ahead.