New York Daily News
For 50 cents (in the Five Boroughs, 1 dollar outside), here's what you get (well, these are the parts I pay for) -
a page 3 girl
a very detailed horoscope
THREE pages of funnies
Did I mention - FIFTY FREAKIN' CENTS?! I can't buy a pack of gum for that! I get a sexy picture, a message telling me I'm going to be wildly successful and popular today, and I get to laugh four or five times - FOR FIFTY CENTS!!! If you know where to get more for your money, please do tell us all!