Plissken for President!

Or rather, Snake as President!

You know you'd vote for him!

He'd go the UN and just glare. Some ambassador from some country would be shining his boot, and some other dudes would try to jump him and WHAM! CRACK! No more problem! And then the shoe shining guy would have to skulk away.

You know you want that. It's morning in America!

(And yes, this is how a yellow dog liberal Democrat who was raised on 1980s Reagan-era, xenophobic tough-guy movies talks! We're conflicted, what can I say?)