Seen at Price Chopper...

I saw a shopping cart rolling quite purposefully by itself in the supermarket. It did not appear just to be going downhill, but actually swerving here and there. I thought, "Hmmm, haunted shopping cart?" Then I thought that would be the kind of story that the genre's worst author would spin out into 2000 words of incoherence, all the while giving us updates on how great it was going to be and how we'd all be sooooo jealous of it.

Boy, haven't really thought of him lately. Way to go, shopping cart!