They always put an "inspirational" message on their sign. Depending on your tastes, it might be considered warmly pious, or all the way to sligthly tasteless. Today's was
NAILS DID NOT HOLD JESUS TO THE CROSS
And I couldn't help it. I started singing "Love stinks! Yeah, yeah! Love stinks! Yeah, yeah!" by the J. Giles Band.
Now, you tell me you could resist that. And I'll call you a liar.