And yet the Weather Channel is telling me it's gonna start snowing here soon and not stop for like 36 hours?!
And I get an automated email response from Permuted Press (in Missouri) that I might not get an email reply for several days, as their power and internet have been knocked out?
And Rachel Maddow (who would never lie to me, with those big, big brown eyes and that smile that makes me melt) tells me it's snowing in Dubai?
Where is my favorite Lone Star barrister, to tell me that global climate change is a hoax perpetrated by evil, anti-American intellectuals (like me)? Where, oh where?!