The Horrors Roll!

I'd heard this sport was making a comeback, but I had no idea that it was being played right up the road from me:

http://www.horrorsrollerderby.com/schedule.htm

I'd never forgive myself if I had the opportunity to witness such a spectacle of American pop culture and missed it. But I need someone to go with me. An enabler, if you will. I'll get to work on that right away.